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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Breaking News Flash!



We interrupt this regular blog post with a "Breaking News Flash!"



Kermit the Frog here with a Breaking News Flash from Crazyville!

There are strange events happening at Amy's house this morning. As many of you may know her home is located in a small town called Crazyville. In a previous post she had mentioned that her boys had bedrooms that were very similar to pig stys. So what I have to tell you today will, understandably, be quite shocking!

Now I will take you live to the scene of this breaking news situation. (But I warn you, these images are graphic! Parents, you may want your kids in the room while you watch this.)



Yes, ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is real......Amy's youngest son, Daniel, is vacuuming his brother's room. I know that this is a very difficult thing for all of you parents who are watching this broadcast to even comprehend.

Amy is not even able to write a post for this blog today, because she is obviously still trying to recover from the shock of this unbelievable event. But please don't worry about her; Shannon is right by her side as they both try to come to terms with this shocking new situation that is taking place in their home.

Now let's go back to Crazyville and watch as this vacuuming situation develops.



Well, ladies and gentlemen, with things like this happening here in Crazyville, it leaves us only to ask ourselves the question, "What is this world coming to?".......

We will return to our regularly scheduled blog post tomorrow.

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