As I was cleaning around the house, I came to a startling realization.
Both of my children are pigs. With a capital P I G!
Let me introduce you to them.
Matthew and Daniel.
As I was trying to make my way through their
My mother was an authority on pig stys. She would say, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty! This is the worst looking pig sty that I have ever seen."
Well, this may come as a shock to some of you, but I, too, am an authority on pig stys. Although after years of living with
And Saturday what I saw in their rooms, in my
Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating
Some days I think it would be easier to move. I'm just saying.