Friday, January 23, 2009

Google Search Words And Phrases ~2

Several months ago, I did a post about the different Google search words and phrases that people had typed in only to be led to my blog. (You can click here to see that post.)

Well, over the last year I have been writing down the different ones that really jumped out at me, and now, I am going to share some of them with you again.

The letters in bold are the exact words that the people entered in a Google search. You can click on some of them to see the exact post of mine that their search words and phrases led to. Some of the words and phrases just led to my blog in general. I'm willing to bet that the majority of people that were led here did not find the information that they were looking for most of the time.

I'm just saying.

So, without further ado, here are some of my favorites......

"my life is a really big mess right now and thank you for being a friend"

I feel your pain.

"there is no such thing as natural beauty"

Amen to that, sister! ;)

"jennifer aniston's feet"

"jennifer aniston's feet being tickled"

Poor things.

"uh baby what you done to me you make me feel so good inside"

I'm glad that I could help. ;)

"cow pie cakes"

Just ignore me.

"Christina Applegate-nude-naked-porn"

"filled her pants"

"my dress really had to pee"

With search words like these, it makes you wonder what kind of blog I have here; doesn't it? You know what, don't answer that. Thanks!

"the griswald's blogspot"

We're not the exactly the Griswald family, but we are definitely related. LOL! :)

I love these two entries that came from people in India:

"I am on life make me woman last day"

"hark to knows the angel see"

Bless their hearts.

"hair and make up for evening wear"

"make and hair trips"

I think they came to the right place for hair and make up trips, amen?;) LOL!

"elephant ear washer"

That is the single most googled phrase that leads people to this blog. I get at least one or two people every single day that are apparently looking for information about the elephant ear washer. You should do a post about it on your blog, and see if you don't get the same response.

Here are some more phrases that I see almost every single day as well, especially from people in Florida.

"how do I keep frogs out of the toilet?"

"nasty frogs in my toilet"

"frogs keep showing up in toilet"

I like to tease Shannon that this blog is not only entertaining, but it is also educational. From our terrible frog in the toilet experience (shiver), we are helping tens of people keep frogs out of their own toilets.

And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite........

"kid rock's favorite sandwich"

Don't judge.;)


Allison said...

Maybe I should turn on the search engine option on my blog so I can get amusing searches :) When I had it turned on before, all my searches were boring - nothing fun like "elephant ear wash"

diane said...

Thats funny. I didn't even know you could find out this info.

Pamela (His maidservant) said...

Good grief! This is really two fold: (1) too funny! and (2) a blessing in disguise-look at how many new people may hear about God through this!?!?!?!?


In His Graces~Pamela

hulagirlatheart said...

I was laughing all the way down the post, but when I got to Kid Rock I snorted out loud. Too funny. Judge? Heck, I love Kid Rock. I simply can't help myself.

The Pink Potpourri said...

this is too funny. seriously. i've got to try this myself!

Tracey said...

Thanks for the funny Friday! I love this google widget it's great! Love ya and have a great weekend.

Liz said...

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious! Elephant ear wash.... HA!!!!

Sondre Lyn said...

hahahahahaaha... Okay, I will be laughing for DAYS about those posts! Hilarious! hahahahaha...

I left you a little something on my blog. Enjoy! said...

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are just too good - especially when you couldn't think of something for today!
Good job!
Love you!

Gina said...

Those are all too funny. I forgot about the frog in the toilet. LOL! Thanks for the reminder. :) Have a great weekend.

God bless,

P.S. I had fun chatting w/ you on FB. :)

Mia said...

Your blog posts always hit the spot my dear!! Thanks for my giggle of the day!

Paula (SweetPea) said...

I'm corn-fused. How do you know what words people used to search. Allison mentioned turning on a search engine.

Can you explain and enlighten me?


Sharon said...

Yes like everyone else I laughed all the way down the page....

I ain't Judging!

Have a great weekend

Cheffie-Mom said...

This is HILARIOUS! "cow pie cakes" - ROFL! Thank you for the laugh! (:

Jamie @ Purposeful Pursuit said...

Crack me up! This whole post made me laugh!!!

Smiling Shelly said...

LOL! I remember all of these posts.

Besides the AM-A-HONEY Kid Rock Sandwich ;), I believe the one that tickles me the most is the one from India "hark to knows the angel see" LMAO!! Now THAT is funny :D At least you were able to help him/her find the 'correct' words to google. HA!!

I haven't gotten any as funny as these but I do need to start writing them down so that I too can share some of the funnier ones.

Have a great weekend!!

Anonymous said...

HEY what kind of blog are you running here Missy??? ROFL!!!

& his favorite sandwich is _____?

Half Gaelic, Half Garlic! said...

I am cracking up over here....

Frog in the toilet??? I must have missed that one...or it was before I followed.....OMG...I would have died!!


JMBMOMMY said...

This is funny stuff!!! Oh my.

Pleasant Drive said...

if i was basing you on those googled words, i'd really wonder :) glad to know you're nothing like most of them would insinuate!

much2ponder said...

How on earth do you think of this stuff. I laughed out loud this morning while reading this post. Thank you. This has me thinking...many times when I am looking for something, it comes up on a random blog too. I realized this happened, but never thought about the fact that it happens this often. Wow!

Liz said...

I am laughing my head off! I have found a few blogs (accidentally) by google searches myself! It is absolutely amazing where google will take one while surfing. I would have been thrilled to pull up your blog...glad I found you! ;)

Denise said...

You have totally cracked me up with this, Amy. I love it! I've never even thought about anything like this. Thanks for sharing!!

elaine @ peace for the journey said...

I've got to pay more attention to search words. This is hysterical!


Alex Horton said...

That eighth one down was me.