Google Search Words And Phrases ~2

Several months ago, I did a post about the different Google search words and phrases that people had typed in only to be led to my blog. (You can click here to see that post.)

Well, over the last year I have been writing down the different ones that really jumped out at me, and now, I am going to share some of them with you again.

The letters in bold are the exact words that the people entered in a Google search. You can click on some of them to see the exact post of mine that their search words and phrases led to. Some of the words and phrases just led to my blog in general. I'm willing to bet that the majority of people that were led here did not find the information that they were looking for most of the time.

I'm just saying.

So, without further ado, here are some of my favorites......

"my life is a really big mess right now and thank you for being a friend"

I feel your pain.

"there is no such thing as natural beauty"

Amen to that, sister! ;)

"jennifer aniston's feet"

"jennifer aniston's feet being tickled"



Poor things.

"uh baby what you done to me you make me feel so good inside"

I'm glad that I could help. ;)

"cow pie cakes"





Just ignore me.

"Christina Applegate-nude-naked-porn"

"filled her pants"

"my dress really had to pee"

With search words like these, it makes you wonder what kind of blog I have here; doesn't it? You know what, don't answer that. Thanks!

"the griswald's blogspot"



We're not the exactly the Griswald family, but we are definitely related. LOL! :)

I love these two entries that came from people in India:

"I am on life make me woman last day"

"hark to knows the angel see"

Bless their hearts.

"hair and make up for evening wear"



"make and hair trips"



I think they came to the right place for hair and make up trips, amen?;) LOL!

"elephant ear washer"



That is the single most googled phrase that leads people to this blog. I get at least one or two people every single day that are apparently looking for information about the elephant ear washer. You should do a post about it on your blog, and see if you don't get the same response.

Here are some more phrases that I see almost every single day as well, especially from people in Florida.

"how do I keep frogs out of the toilet?"

"nasty frogs in my toilet"

"frogs keep showing up in toilet"



I like to tease Shannon that this blog is not only entertaining, but it is also educational. From our terrible frog in the toilet experience (shiver), we are helping tens of people keep frogs out of their own toilets.

And last, but certainly not least, my personal favorite........

"kid rock's favorite sandwich"



Don't judge.;)

Google Search Words And Phrases

Because I Said So is a blog I like to read. Have you heard of it? If not, check it out.....it is very funny!

Dawn, the author of the blog, occasionally does a post about the funny words and phrases that people have typed in as a Google search that have led them to her blog.

So, just for fun, I thought I would do the same thing.

Come along, and I'll show you what I found.

You can click on each one if you would like to see the post that their Google search led them to. (I felt so sorry for some of them, because I know my post was, more than likely, not what they had in mind when they began their search.)

These are not listed in any particular order. (Except for maybe I saved my personal favorite for last.)

The Princess and Her Prince Charming

Archie Bunker Comments Myspace

Mocha Syrup Walmart

Sinful Women of the Bible

Dressing Room Swimsuit Trunk

Are You Smarter Than Seventh Grade?

Dogwood Tree MySpace Layout

Rhonda Adams

Brenda Wilbee Devotions

The Woman of Samaria

Bryan Adams Thought I'd Died And Gone To Heaven Resemblance

Painted Toenails

Shulammite Woman

Physical Gown

Is this marriage worth saving?

All Toes Are Not The Same Size

Elephant Ear Washer

Now for my "personal favorite", but really, don't go by me....I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy.

Making Cow Poop Out Of Chocolate

This made me laugh out loud! Whoever it was searching for this apparently found what they were looking for though, because they came back to this same cow poop location....Maybe they wanted to write down the "cow poop" recipe.

If you have some funny Google search words and phrases, I would love to hear them.

I'm really looking forward to the Google search words and phrases that will eventually lead people to this post of mine.